<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Foreign Perspectives with Oliver Jia: Indiana Jones]]></title><description><![CDATA[Articles on Foreign Perspectives centering around everything related to Indiana Jones.]]></description><link>https://www.foreignperspectives.net/s/indiana-jones</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!6-4J!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9a6937b2-2eb3-4e3b-be53-593f76db3c8b_1280x1280.png</url><title>Foreign Perspectives with Oliver Jia: Indiana 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Failed]]></title><description><![CDATA[Disney and Lucasfilm have produced yet another unforgivable misfire that turns a beloved character into a pathetic joke.]]></description><link>https://www.foreignperspectives.net/p/why-indiana-jones-and-the-dial-of</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.foreignperspectives.net/p/why-indiana-jones-and-the-dial-of</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Oliver Jia]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2023 07:20:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!uDTa!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F018ab530-11d1-41ae-a75f-addeb8881d80_1200x800.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Indiana Jones and the Next to Next to Last Crusade.</figcaption></figure></div><p><em>Disclaimer: This article contains full spoilers.</em></p><p>&#8220;Let&#8217;s get this over with&#8221; were not words I ever expected to say before an <em>Indiana Jones</em> movie, and yet I could think of nothing else during the entire time I sat through <em>The Dial of Destiny</em> &#8212; a bloated, overproduced 154-minute slog of a legacy sequel that never should have been made.</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.foreignperspectives.net/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Foreign Perspectives with Oliver Jia is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>It&#8217;s been nearly four years since Disney and Lucasfilm ended the disappointing <em>Star Wars </em>sequel trilogy with the abysmal <em>Rise of Skywalker</em>, but they&#8217;ve evidently learned nothing throughout that time. While those films saddened me for what they did to George Lucas&#8217; epic space opera saga, <em>The Dial of Destiny </em>makes me legitimately angry with how much those responsible have dropped the ball with the character of Indiana Jones.</p><p>I dreaded the concept of a fifth <em>Indiana Jones</em> movie ever since it was announced that Steven Spielberg and George Lucas would not be involved. I never hated <em>Kingdom of the Crystal Skull </em>as much as others did (you can find tweets from <a href="https://twitter.com/OliverJia1014/status/1372429714845966337?s=20">years ago</a> of me saying this), but regardless of whatever flaws that film had, it never strayed from who Indiana Jones was as a character because the original creators were behind the wheel. </p><p>But even if you didn&#8217;t care for <em>Crystal Skull</em>, most agree that it gave Indy a nice happy ending. Without Spielberg and Lucas, the result of <em>The Dial of Destiny</em> is an utter mess that actively works to destroy the legacy of what came before with narrative decisions that range from pointlessly cynical to bafflingly stupid.</p><p>As of this writing over two weeks since the film&#8217;s release, <em>Dial </em>has only just made slightly more than its absurd production budget of over $300 million, which doesn&#8217;t even include the millions in marketing Disney assuredly spent. It&#8217;s a box office bomb, as many initially <a href="https://deadline.com/2023/06/indiana-jones-and-the-dial-of-destiny-box-office-projection-1235412010/">predicted</a>, which gives me no pleasure to say as a longtime fan of <em>Indiana Jones</em> since childhood.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!UgGs!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcbb1e627-0190-4a79-8095-e07e2db81faf_976x1500.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!UgGs!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcbb1e627-0190-4a79-8095-e07e2db81faf_976x1500.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!UgGs!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcbb1e627-0190-4a79-8095-e07e2db81faf_976x1500.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!UgGs!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcbb1e627-0190-4a79-8095-e07e2db81faf_976x1500.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!UgGs!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcbb1e627-0190-4a79-8095-e07e2db81faf_976x1500.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!UgGs!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcbb1e627-0190-4a79-8095-e07e2db81faf_976x1500.jpeg" width="976" height="1500" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/cbb1e627-0190-4a79-8095-e07e2db81faf_976x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1500,&quot;width&quot;:976,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:303829,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!UgGs!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcbb1e627-0190-4a79-8095-e07e2db81faf_976x1500.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!UgGs!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcbb1e627-0190-4a79-8095-e07e2db81faf_976x1500.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!UgGs!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcbb1e627-0190-4a79-8095-e07e2db81faf_976x1500.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!UgGs!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fcbb1e627-0190-4a79-8095-e07e2db81faf_976x1500.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">If only the film was as good as the poster. Seriously, hand-painted movie posters are a lost art now.</figcaption></figure></div><p>To give credit where it&#8217;s due, the first 25 minutes of <em>Dial </em>are not a bad attempt on the part of director James Mangold. Opening in 1944 when things are going south for the Nazis during World War II, Indiana Jones and his fellow archeologist Basil Shaw (Toby Jones) find themselves captured by Hitler&#8217;s goons in a French castle while attempting to find the Spear of Destiny. The lance is revealed to be a fake, but Indy and Basil discover a far more valuable artifact: half of Archimedes&#8217; dial. Rumored to be the key to making time travel possible, German astrophysicist J&#252;rgen Voller (played by Mads Mikkelsen in one of the film&#8217;s many wasted roles) attempts to convince his superiors of the dial&#8217;s worth to little avail. The duo make off with the piece across a moving train and incapacitate Voller before meeting with Allied forces.</p><p>In this introduction, Mangold is clearly trying to ape the style of Spielberg in returning us to Indy&#8217;s world and does so with passable results. The best part is John Williams returning to provide the score, which is probably the most <em>Indiana Jones</em>-like aspect that can be found here. It&#8217;s some genuinely fantastic work, but that&#8217;s to be expected from the maestro himself. The elephant in the room is of course the much-discussed digital de-aging used to make Harrison Ford look as close as possible to how he was at the time of the original trilogy. For what it&#8217;s worth, it does come across far better than what we saw with <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uKtUlPmhqw">Grand Moff Tarkin</a> in <em>Rogue One </em>and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqcNx2B9HVw">Luke Skywalker</a> in the <em>Star Wars </em>Disney+ shows. Yet it&#8217;s also clear that the introduction is set largely at night to disguise whatever inevitable imperfections will appear with such trickery. Sometimes Indy looks <em>too </em>young with how smooth they made his face, and at worst he looks like a rubber puppet if you stare to hard.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SSV7!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa9d28f83-5407-4e7e-9426-c15d99660a0a_1024x576.webp" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SSV7!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa9d28f83-5407-4e7e-9426-c15d99660a0a_1024x576.webp 424w, 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">The world&#8217;s most expensive digital mask.</figcaption></figure></div><p>I do think that Indy&#8217;s sarcastic quips against the Nazis feel natural for the character and the overall plot of securing the spear which supposedly stabbed Jesus Christ during the crucification falls right in line with the series&#8217; penchant for religious artifacts. At the same time, it only makes you wish that Spielberg and Lucas made a new trilogy of <em>Indiana Jones </em>movies in the 1990s set during WWII so we really could have seen a younger Harrison Ford taking down the Nazis when they posed the biggest threat to the world. Instead, we&#8217;re basically given the most expensive fan film or video game cutscene ever made with Ford&#8217;s face plastered onto a motion actor&#8217;s body. The action feels rather weightless due to the heavy use of CGI, which is unfortunately a pattern seen throughout the rest of the film.</p><p>As soon as <em>Dial of Destiny </em>flashed forward to 1969 for the bulk of the story, that&#8217;s when I knew things were going to be bad. Right from the outset, we see everything wrong they&#8217;ve done to Indiana Jones&#8217; character. In contrast to the heroic adventurer we saw in the original trilogy and the happy note we left him on in <em>Crystal Skull</em>, the Indy in <em>Dial </em>is a sorrowful shell of his former self. His wife Marion Ravenwood has filed for divorce following the death of their son Mutt in the Vietnam War, and the elderly professor about to retire from teaching now spends his days slumped in his shabby New York City apartment as a depressed alcoholic. What a wonderful picture that is to see.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WO4u!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5f6a4f70-b85a-41b4-add9-877b193a0bb1_2462x2106.webp" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WO4u!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5f6a4f70-b85a-41b4-add9-877b193a0bb1_2462x2106.webp 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WO4u!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5f6a4f70-b85a-41b4-add9-877b193a0bb1_2462x2106.webp 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WO4u!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5f6a4f70-b85a-41b4-add9-877b193a0bb1_2462x2106.webp 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WO4u!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5f6a4f70-b85a-41b4-add9-877b193a0bb1_2462x2106.webp 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WO4u!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5f6a4f70-b85a-41b4-add9-877b193a0bb1_2462x2106.webp" width="1456" height="1245" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/5f6a4f70-b85a-41b4-add9-877b193a0bb1_2462x2106.webp&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1245,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:511050,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/webp&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WO4u!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5f6a4f70-b85a-41b4-add9-877b193a0bb1_2462x2106.webp 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WO4u!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5f6a4f70-b85a-41b4-add9-877b193a0bb1_2462x2106.webp 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WO4u!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5f6a4f70-b85a-41b4-add9-877b193a0bb1_2462x2106.webp 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WO4u!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5f6a4f70-b85a-41b4-add9-877b193a0bb1_2462x2106.webp 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">A heroic male protagonist happily married and satisfied with his life? Good sir, that has no place in 2023!</figcaption></figure></div><p>I&#8217;m not sure what Disney&#8217;s obsession of making once-great male heroes into sad sacks is, but what they turned Indiana Jones into here is worse than I ever could have imagined. Keep in mind that this is canonically the same man who lost his mother at an early age, was estranged from his father for most of his adult life, and saw some of the worst carnage human beings are capable of committing against each other while fighting in the <a href="https://twitter.com/OliverJia1014/status/1670142286490128390?s=20">trenches</a> of World War I. And that&#8217;s <em>before</em> he experienced any of the trials and tribulations we see in the films. Indy is not a man who throws in the towel or becomes an inconsolable wreck in the face of terrible circumstances.</p><p>There was no reason to kill off Mutt or get Marion out of Indy&#8217;s life other than to make him a miserable old man just for the sake of it. The entire point of <em>Crystal Skull</em>&#8217;s story was to reunite Indy with his estranged former lover and make amends with the son he never knew he had. <em>Dial </em>expects us to believe that Mutt enlisted in Vietnam for no reason other than to piss his father off, which makes zero sense given that they were already reconciled. James Mangold appears to both want to ignore <em>Crystal Skull</em>, but also use parts of its narrative to create cheap emotional manipulation to tell an additional story that didn&#8217;t need to happen.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Icj7!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F44c17175-34c4-4a11-aa11-40059b5a69d7_1360x571.webp" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Icj7!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F44c17175-34c4-4a11-aa11-40059b5a69d7_1360x571.webp 424w, 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Look at how they massacred my boy!</figcaption></figure></div><p>With the film having established that Dr. Jones is a depressed failure, the heavy lifting is now up to Helena Shaw, who the overbearing script constantly reminds us is the dashing, brave, and all-around bestest perfect new female character played by Phoebe Waller-Bridge. The daughter of Basil Shaw from the intro, Helena comes into Indy&#8217;s life asking for the half of the dial recovered in 1944 and pushes him into finding the other piece. But in reality, she&#8217;s actually a black market antiques dealer and absconds with the artifact back to Egypt. J&#252;rgen Voller is meanwhile alive and responsible for helping the U.S. land on the moon as a NASA scientist, but is after the dial to go back in time and fix Hitler&#8217;s mistakes. He frames Indy for murder and goes after Helena with his neo-Nazi crew.</p><p>If this story sounds needlessly convoluted, that&#8217;s because it is. One of the biggest problems with <em>Dial of Destiny </em>is that it tries to cram in too many plot threads and characters, but doesn&#8217;t give any of them the depth or exploration they deserve. Take Voller&#8217;s involvement with NASA, for example. The idea of Indiana Jones having to come to terms with his country collaborating with former Nazis to put Americans on the moon sounds like a fascinating concept, but the story largely glosses over it. Or take Voller&#8217;s henchman Klaber. We gather from one scene that he appears to be an American sympathetic to the Nazi cause, but barely get any kind of context for who he is or why he&#8217;s helping. Similar characters come and go with the script showing apparently no interest in telling us who they are.</p><p>The other issue is that Phoebe Waller-Bridge&#8217;s character Helena simply doesn&#8217;t work. <em>Dial of Destiny</em> wants her to be everything from a studious know-it-all to a selfish criminal, but she switches between roles on a dime just for the sake of moving the story forward. Her transformation from betraying Indy to helping him doesn&#8217;t feel natural at all, and she provides some of the most poorly-written dialogue of the entire film.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!VxB1!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff42afc65-a638-42da-b028-7110bb3a9098_780x438.webp" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!VxB1!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff42afc65-a638-42da-b028-7110bb3a9098_780x438.webp 424w, 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Marion Ravenwood was sarcastic and tough, but she still needed to be saved because she was human. Willie Scott was annoying, but she at least acted like how most people would being dragged along into Indy&#8217;s adventures. Elsa Schneider was a Nazi collaborator, and <em>The Last Crusade </em>made no attempt to redeem her. Helena, on the other hand, is someone we&#8217;re supposed to believe is utterly perfect. I&#8217;m not making that up either. There&#8217;s one scene where she literally tells Indy how smart, beautiful, and cunning she is, because of course that&#8217;s how real people talk.</p><p>The story<em> </em>moves across Egypt, Greece, and Italy with Indy and Helena after the dial against Voller and his Nazis, but in writing this piece I honestly struggled with remembering anything notable that happened. <em>Dial of Destiny </em>commits the worst possible sin in being <em>boring</em>, which is unforgivable for an Indiana Jones film. Even those who didn&#8217;t like <em>Crystal Skull</em> can probably tell you what happened in that movie because there were a few memorable scenes, but <em>Dial</em>&#8217;s action sequences feel empty and lifeless. It&#8217;s the same tired CGI car chases and plane takeoffs we&#8217;ve seen a hundred times, which really makes you wonder why all of this cost $300 million to make in the first place. The editing feels sloppy, and the dynamic cinematography that Spielberg clearly planned out with careful thought in the other films is nowhere to be found here.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mhgu!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1f15a033-3c22-4abe-9206-ed5467e90a16_1920x826.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mhgu!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F1f15a033-3c22-4abe-9206-ed5467e90a16_1920x826.jpeg 424w, 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Yet unlike Short Round who worked well against Indy and Willy, Teddy is completely useless and serves zero purpose other than being kidnapped toward the end, which no one seems particularly bothered about. You could take him out of the film and it would change practically nothing. The teenage actor doesn&#8217;t perform the role particularly well, and a scene where Helena asks if he can fly a plane only to immediately point out that he doesn&#8217;t know how to pilot any aircraft is only hilarious because of how utterly stupid it is. Yet somehow Teddy is able to take off with no issues, because of course that&#8217;s exactly what would happen to someone with zero piloting experience.</p><p>Let&#8217;s talk about that third act though, because that&#8217;s when this film truly goes off the rails and spirals toward a rushed conclusion that comes out of nowhere. After Indy and Helena track down the other half of the dial to Archimedes&#8217; tomb in a Sicilian cave, Voller shoots him and takes the wounded professor aboard a plane to travel back in time to 1939 to assassinate Hitler. His plan is to take over Nazi Germany as Fuhrer and lead the Third Reich to victory before WWII even starts. As Voller attempts to fly through a time fissure activated by the dial, the film alternates between Indy being on the verge of death and acting like he was only mildly inconvenienced in being shot. Because of course that&#8217;s exactly how a wounded 70-year-old man with a lifetime of other sustained injuries that have assuredly weakened his body would act after being pumped with lead.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!67Gj!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fad410230-1f8b-4ab8-ab74-ce70a2212f25_1510x800.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!67Gj!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fad410230-1f8b-4ab8-ab74-ce70a2212f25_1510x800.jpeg 424w, 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Indy is entirely useless throughout this entire sequence, while it&#8217;s up for Helena to save the day. Unfortunately for Voller, Jones points out that Archimedes didn&#8217;t account for continental drift, which means that the opened portal likely does not go to 1939. Because of course a highly intelligent scientist recruited by NASA apparently did not bother to look more deeply into how the dial worked before using it to alter the very fabric of space-time. </p><p>Voller&#8217;s crew then travels back to the Siege of Syracuse in 212 BC, appearing right in the middle of the battle. We now have to contend with existence of time travel being canon in <em>Indiana Jones</em>, which I suppose isn&#8217;t too out of place considering this series has already done immortal knights and aliens, but all of this is crammed into a finale that barely even considers the implications of such a momentous revelation. The warring parties believe that Voller&#8217;s aircraft is a dragon and shoot it down, killing everyone on board except for Indy and Helena, who escape via parachute and soon come face-to-face with Archimedes himself. The film suddenly remembers that Indy was shot half an hour ago, yet the professor tells Helena he has no desire to go back and wishes to die here. </p><p>What could have been a touching scene mirroring the end of <em>The Last Crusade </em>with the Holy Grail is completely ruined when Helena punches him out and takes him back to 1969, robbing Indy of having any actual say in the matter. As for Archimedes and the thousands of soldiers who now have the wreckage of a 20th century plane? Well apparently it never showed up in the historical record since, because of course that&#8217;s exactly how archeological evidence works.</p><p>Indy is now back home in his apartment, only for Marion to come out of nowhere despite the fact that both are already established as being on bad terms. Helena apparently briefed her on the situation, which somehow means that everything is now going to be right as rain. Seemingly forgetting about the fact that he&#8217;s a depressed alcoholic who wanted to die on a Sicilian battlefield from over 2000 years ago, Indy miraculously feels the need to live again and shares a renewed moment of romance with Marion, because of course that&#8217;s exactly how couples who are soon to be divorced act in real life. And yes, this is where the film ends.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5F_z!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd45438dd-28a1-49e4-8645-b78c92c74e5d_1080x1350.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5F_z!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd45438dd-28a1-49e4-8645-b78c92c74e5d_1080x1350.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5F_z!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd45438dd-28a1-49e4-8645-b78c92c74e5d_1080x1350.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5F_z!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd45438dd-28a1-49e4-8645-b78c92c74e5d_1080x1350.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5F_z!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd45438dd-28a1-49e4-8645-b78c92c74e5d_1080x1350.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5F_z!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd45438dd-28a1-49e4-8645-b78c92c74e5d_1080x1350.jpeg" width="490" height="612.5" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/d45438dd-28a1-49e4-8645-b78c92c74e5d_1080x1350.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1350,&quot;width&quot;:1080,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:490,&quot;bytes&quot;:983685,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5F_z!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd45438dd-28a1-49e4-8645-b78c92c74e5d_1080x1350.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5F_z!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd45438dd-28a1-49e4-8645-b78c92c74e5d_1080x1350.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5F_z!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd45438dd-28a1-49e4-8645-b78c92c74e5d_1080x1350.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5F_z!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd45438dd-28a1-49e4-8645-b78c92c74e5d_1080x1350.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">This might be the first time I&#8217;ve ever seen a film poster dedicated entirely to someone&#8217;s cameo appearance. Don&#8217;t watch this movie thinking you&#8217;re going to get the adventures of Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Man, what an utter disaster this wreck was. Apart from the 25-minute intro which comes close to emulating a real <em>Indiana Jones </em>film, <em>Dial of Destiny </em>fumbles the ball in practically everything it sets out to do. What&#8217;s strange is how it can&#8217;t even get the small easy details right. Despite the Paramount logo appearing at the beginning, it doesn&#8217;t fade into any in-film object or background like the other movies all did. The opening credits are written in the same font, but the lack of this series tradition was very bizarre. There&#8217;s no brutal death for our villains either, which is another recurring theme in <em>Indiana Jones </em>films. Come on, you&#8217;re seriously telling me that a plane crash is all they get?</p><p>The map transitions somehow look even worse than the previous movies, Indy barely uses his whip which I thought was a shame, and the script&#8217;s writers apparently forgot that he was an accomplished polyglot because there&#8217;s one scene where he needs to ask Helena to speak Arabic to Egyptian police offers. Arabic was one of the first languages Indy ever learned in <em>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles </em>and his line to Helena about &#8220;knowing Tangier&#8221; appears to be a reference to one of these episodes. We even see him speaking ancient Greek to Archimedes, so I highly doubt he would have completely forgotten how to speak other languages. It&#8217;s also a series staple for there to be a new deadly animal in every <em>Indiana Jones</em> film, but all we have here are horribly-rendered CGI eels that don&#8217;t look threatening at all. Is this the best they could do on $300 million?</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WA6g!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4061cff-073f-4f9d-9662-88e36ae6ce63_645x282.webp" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WA6g!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4061cff-073f-4f9d-9662-88e36ae6ce63_645x282.webp 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WA6g!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4061cff-073f-4f9d-9662-88e36ae6ce63_645x282.webp 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WA6g!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4061cff-073f-4f9d-9662-88e36ae6ce63_645x282.webp 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WA6g!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4061cff-073f-4f9d-9662-88e36ae6ce63_645x282.webp 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WA6g!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4061cff-073f-4f9d-9662-88e36ae6ce63_645x282.webp" width="645" height="282" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/d4061cff-073f-4f9d-9662-88e36ae6ce63_645x282.webp&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:282,&quot;width&quot;:645,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:3842,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/webp&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WA6g!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4061cff-073f-4f9d-9662-88e36ae6ce63_645x282.webp 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WA6g!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4061cff-073f-4f9d-9662-88e36ae6ce63_645x282.webp 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WA6g!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4061cff-073f-4f9d-9662-88e36ae6ce63_645x282.webp 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!WA6g!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4061cff-073f-4f9d-9662-88e36ae6ce63_645x282.webp 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">It&#8217;s Indy&#8217;s most threatening adversary yet, poorly-rendered CGI eels hidden by a ton of darkness so you can&#8217;t see a thing! Again, I repeat that this film cost $300 million to make.</figcaption></figure></div><p><em>Dial of Destiny </em>appears to be stuck between pandering as a nostalgic film, but also wanting to be a film which tells audiences that nostalgia is for chumps and that those days are over. It features a cameo appearance by Sallah I guess as a callback to <em>Raiders </em>and <em>Crusade</em>, but there&#8217;s no reason for him to be in this film other than him being one of the few surviving actors from the original films. John Rhys-Davies himself admits to being <a href="https://www.radiotimes.com/movies/indiana-jones-star-claims-underused-newsupdate/">disappointed</a> that he was underused, but that he appeared in <em>Dial </em>for the fans. Marion is even more of a wasted opportunity, with her forgiving Indy at the end coming entirely out of nowhere. We&#8217;re told that they filed for divorce because Indy couldn&#8217;t console her over the death of Mutt, but nowhere do we see any reason for them to get back together romantically. Karen Allen claims that Marion would have had a <a href="https://variety.com/2023/film/news/indiana-jones-karen-allen-ending-marian-ravenwood-1235658680/">bigger role</a> when Spielberg was still involved, which only makes her brief cameo all the more frustrating.</p><p>James Mangold has proven himself to be a good director, with <em>Logan </em>especially having been a fitting end to Hugh Jackman&#8217;s original run as Wolverine (until it <a href="https://twitter.com/deadpoolmovie/status/1678429042570326017?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1678429042570326017%7Ctwgr%5E9ccfc59b1abfa28b562f77a7d0b3adce0de1f897%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.digitalspy.com%2Fmovies%2Fa44492212%2Fdeadpool-3-wolverine-hugh-jackman-picture%2F">wasn&#8217;t</a>). That film also depicted its protagonist as a jaded hero dealing with greater weaknesses in his older years, but such themes are completely mishandled with the character of Indiana Jones. Wolverine had new vulnerabilities, but he never felt like a useless old man and his sacrifice in the end felt profoundly meaningful. X-23 didn&#8217;t steal the show from him either and their surrogate father-daughter relationship worked miles better than the awful chemistry between Indy and Helena. I honestly can&#8217;t believe the same director did both films, but I&#8217;m not sure you can shift all the blame on Mangold for <em>Dial of Destiny</em> given the studio meddling Disney is known for.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aPP-!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F76a31cbb-2299-4c45-b78c-975e25b698b8_3840x2160.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aPP-!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F76a31cbb-2299-4c45-b78c-975e25b698b8_3840x2160.jpeg 424w, 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">It&#8217;s hard to believe that James Mangold made both one of my favorite comic book movies and now one of my most disliked movies.</figcaption></figure></div><p>As for Indiana Jones himself, Harrison Ford performs as well as you could expect from someone of his age, but I don&#8217;t think anyone ever wanted to see the character this old. According to industry reports, Ford&#8217;s <a href="https://fandomwire.com/80-year-old-harrison-ford-took-a-40-million-pay-cut-to-bring-back-indiana-jones-in-his-final-movie/#:~:text=As%20per%20OK%20magazine%2C%20Harrison,not%20the%20film%20got%20made.">contract</a> was drawn up in 2016 and he would&#8217;ve been paid regardless if the film got made, but his final salary fell far short of what he earned from <em>Crystal Skull</em>. I have no doubt that part of him genuinely did want to come back, yet without Spielberg or Lucas, much of what we see just feels like him going through the motions. As per usual Hollywood PR, he&#8217;s had nothing but <a href="https://collider.com/indiana-jones-dial-of-destiny-harrison-ford-james-mangold-ending-comments/">positive things</a> to say about <em>Dial. </em>Bear in mind though that Ford rarely ever criticizes his own films and famously lashed out at Shia LaBeouf for his <a href="https://fandomwire.com/harrison-ford-shia-labeouf-indiana-jones-legacy/">criticism</a> of <em>Crystal Skull</em>.</p><p>Initial critical reception to <em>Dial of Destiny</em> following its premiere at the Cannes Film Festival in May was not <a href="https://www.gamesradar.com/indiana-jones-5-dial-of-destiny-first-reviews-round-up/">positive</a>, which no doubt probably caused Disney and Lucasfilm to regret screening the picture so far ahead of its wide release. It subsequently reached a 68% on <a href="https://twitter.com/OliverJia1014/status/1676358989502898176?s=20">Rotten Tomatoes</a> after being seen by general critics, but as I&#8217;ve <a href="https://twitter.com/OliverJia1014/status/1676358989502898176">pointed out</a>, many of the reviews counted as positive are 6/10 or 2.5/4 with only measured praise. <em>Dial</em> demonstrates how flawed RT is as a method of measuring the quality of films, so I wouldn&#8217;t put much stock into it.</p><p>The actual fan reception I&#8217;ve seen on social media and YouTube has largely been mixed, but the Indiana Jones subreddit has been in complete <a href="https://twitter.com/OliverJia1014/status/1673993946979262464?s=20">cope mode</a> about this film. A casual look shows cringeworthy <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/indianajones/comments/15230gv/seriously_guys/">memes</a> and posts that are in total <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/indianajones/comments/151dgc1/after_two_weeks_dial_of_destiny_is_at_302359865/">denial</a> of the film&#8217;s financial failure, which only makes me wonder why some fans are trying to hype it up as being better than it actually is. Part of it likely stems from how disappointed many were around <em>Crystal Skull</em>, and I don&#8217;t think people want to accept once again that this franchise&#8217;s best days are long behind it. Will the few fans heaping this much praise on <em>Dial of Destiny</em> really remember the movie a year from now? I highly doubt it.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IaSc!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa10e4a34-2f70-46ee-ae7f-48b16831acbc_1200x630.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IaSc!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa10e4a34-2f70-46ee-ae7f-48b16831acbc_1200x630.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IaSc!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa10e4a34-2f70-46ee-ae7f-48b16831acbc_1200x630.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IaSc!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa10e4a34-2f70-46ee-ae7f-48b16831acbc_1200x630.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IaSc!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa10e4a34-2f70-46ee-ae7f-48b16831acbc_1200x630.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IaSc!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa10e4a34-2f70-46ee-ae7f-48b16831acbc_1200x630.jpeg" width="1200" height="630" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/a10e4a34-2f70-46ee-ae7f-48b16831acbc_1200x630.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:630,&quot;width&quot;:1200,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:77506,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IaSc!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa10e4a34-2f70-46ee-ae7f-48b16831acbc_1200x630.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IaSc!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa10e4a34-2f70-46ee-ae7f-48b16831acbc_1200x630.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IaSc!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa10e4a34-2f70-46ee-ae7f-48b16831acbc_1200x630.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!IaSc!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fa10e4a34-2f70-46ee-ae7f-48b16831acbc_1200x630.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">That was my face the entire time too.</figcaption></figure></div><p>As it stands, the fifth <em>Indiana Jones </em>film is the <a href="https://collider.com/indiana-jones-and-the-dial-of-destiny-box-office-budget/">least successful</a> of the franchise and Lucasfilm is really eating it with the box office returns. Some may ask why viewers should care about how much a film makes, but keep in mind that we&#8217;re talking about a franchise that was once synonymous with <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/1981/09/09/movies/hollywood-is-joyous-over-its-record-grossing-summer.html">blockbuster filmmaking</a> at its prime. <em>Raiders of the Lost Ark </em>was something that everyone and their mother wanted to see, but <em>Dial of Destiny</em> produced scores of <a href="https://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/ent/indiana-jones-empty-theaters.html">empty theaters</a> during its <em>first week</em>. The decline here is obvious, and it greatly saddens me as someone who has been invested in this series since I was ten years old. Even if you&#8217;ve never looked at the box office gross of a film in your entire life, is this really how you want <em>Indiana Jones </em>to go out?</p><p>While <em>Dial of Destiny </em>being mediocre is one reason for its failure, the bigger factor is the fact that <em>Indiana Jones </em>unfortunately has no young audience in 2023. <em>Kingdom of the Crystal Skull </em>came out in 2008 when the franchise still had enough relevance in pop culture, but 15 years have passed since then with virtually no new media. A <a href="https://indianajones.fandom.com/wiki/Indiana_Jones_and_the_Staff_of_Kings">middling video game</a> and <a href="https://indianajones.fandom.com/wiki/Indiana_Jones_and_the_Army_of_the_Dead">one novel</a> did come out in 2009, but their late releases after <em>Skull </em>were due to extended delays rather than creative inspiration. Lucasfilm did practically nothing with Indy afterwards, and Disney&#8217;s purchase of the company in 2012 was for <em>Star Wars </em>more than anything else. A fifth <em>Indiana Jones </em>film shifted in and out of development hell during the ensuing years, being <a href="https://www.cbr.com/indiana-jones-5-delays-setbacks-disney/">delayed</a> several times. The final product only makes its disjointed production all the more apparent.</p><p>As much as it pains for me to say it, people today simply don&#8217;t care about <em>Indiana Jones </em>and there&#8217;s an entire generation that probably doesn&#8217;t even know who he is. Take what happened to <em>Star Wars</em> after <em>Revenge of the Sith</em> in 2005. While George Lucas considered it to be the last film at the time, his company consistently kept the franchise relevant with a plethora of novels, comics, video games, and that wonderful <em>Clone Wars </em>television series by Dave Filoni. The sequel trilogy was undoubtedly a huge disappointment for many fans and <em>Star Wars </em>has seen better days than now, but the existence of other media like <em>Rogue One</em>, <em>The Mandalorian</em>, <em>Andor</em>, and the occasional interesting video game like <em>Jedi Fallen Order </em>means that there&#8217;s at least <em>some </em>good things still around. After <em>Dial of Destiny</em>, there&#8217;s one upcoming <em>Indiana Jones </em>video game in development by Bethesda, but it being a confirmed <a href="https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/22/23770141/bethesda-indiana-jones-game-xbox-pc-exclusive">Xbox exclusive</a> means that the already niche audience for such a title will be made even smaller.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!so3_!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9a26764f-231d-48f4-b3fd-e37c67c864a9_1920x1080.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!so3_!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9a26764f-231d-48f4-b3fd-e37c67c864a9_1920x1080.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!so3_!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9a26764f-231d-48f4-b3fd-e37c67c864a9_1920x1080.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!so3_!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9a26764f-231d-48f4-b3fd-e37c67c864a9_1920x1080.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!so3_!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9a26764f-231d-48f4-b3fd-e37c67c864a9_1920x1080.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!so3_!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9a26764f-231d-48f4-b3fd-e37c67c864a9_1920x1080.jpeg" width="1456" height="819" 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https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!so3_!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9a26764f-231d-48f4-b3fd-e37c67c864a9_1920x1080.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!so3_!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9a26764f-231d-48f4-b3fd-e37c67c864a9_1920x1080.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!so3_!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9a26764f-231d-48f4-b3fd-e37c67c864a9_1920x1080.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption"><em>The Clone Wars</em> kept <em>Star Wars </em>relevant long after the films, but <em>Indiana Jones </em>unfortunately received no such treatment.</figcaption></figure></div><p>There&#8217;s been almost no extra merchandise promoting the film at all, and even LEGO has only produced <a href="https://www.thebrickfan.com/lego-indiana-jones-sets-officially-announced/">three new sets</a> as tie-ins, with all of them being from the original trilogy. It isn&#8217;t <a href="https://www.brickfanatics.com/lego-tease-indiana-jones-dial-of-destiny-sets">entirely clear</a> if there will be any sets for <em>Dial of Destiny</em>, but it&#8217;s already too little, too late. <em>Indiana Jones </em>is a dead franchise, and it&#8217;s been one for a long time. Long before <em>Dial </em>came out, I figured that even if the film turned out to be bad, surely there would at least be some new books or comics to expand the franchise&#8217;s lore, yet we&#8217;ve seen zilch. It always played second fiddle to <em>Star Wars </em>in Lucasfilm&#8217;s eyes even before Disney, but that at least gave authors like Rob MacGregor room to write <a href="https://indianajones.fandom.com/wiki/Rob_MacGregor">original stories</a> that expanded upon Indy&#8217;s character and gave him interesting adventures. What was Indy up to in between <em>The Last Crusade </em>and <em>Kingdom of the Crystal Skull</em>? Did anything notable happen before <em>Dial of Destiny</em>? We likely will never know.</p><p>And so this is where <em>Indiana Jones </em>ends, on the same disappointing note that so many classic Hollywood franchises have been left on as the industry as a whole tries to bank on nostalgia without considering what made these films so great in the first place. When we could&#8217;ve gotten a <em>Top Gun: Maverick</em>, we&#8217;ve gotten something that&#8217;s far closer to <em>Rise of Skywalker</em>, and that&#8217;s a real tragedy. I would love to have been a fly on the wall during the board meetings for this movie because I can&#8217;t even begin to imagine how Disney executives were convinced that a $300 million <em>Indiana Jones </em>film starring an elderly Harrison Ford was a good idea after 15 years of no franchise content.</p><p>One consolation is that <em>The Dial of Destiny </em>doesn&#8217;t really contradict anything seen in the &#8220;Old Indy&#8221; bookend segments of <em>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles</em> where the character is depicted as having lived into his 90s and reminiscences about his past to anyone who&#8217;ll listen. The film moving Indy to New York City, which is where he lives in the television show, is possibly a callback to this. Regardless of what some may tell you, Lucasfilm never officially designated Old Indy as non-canon even with their removal in re-edits of the series on DVD. Interestingly, an official Japanese pamphlet set my girlfriend picked up includes these segments as part of the <em>Indiana Jones</em> timeline, so to me that&#8217;s as good of an indication as any that they still count.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gdXE!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F60976588-0c3d-453a-a62c-e4e8fe69fb35_2048x2048.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gdXE!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F60976588-0c3d-453a-a62c-e4e8fe69fb35_2048x2048.jpeg 424w, 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">This officially licensed Japanese pamphlet includes the Old Indy segments as part of the Indiana Jones timeline, which should settle the question around their canon status. </figcaption></figure></div><p>It&#8217;s been largely forgotten by most today, but I think <em>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles</em> is where you should go if you want more adventures with the character, as I outlined in this lengthy <a href="https://foreignperspectives.substack.com/p/revisiting-the-young-indiana-jones">write-up</a>. The opening and closing segments featuring a 93-year-old Indiana Jones depict him in a far better state than what we see in <em>Dial of Destiny</em>. He&#8217;s amassed almost a century&#8217;s worth of life experiences, which he insists on passing down to younger generations and still maintains a vicarious spirit even in his twilight years. What better conclusion is there for one off the greatest heroes of the silver screen? The best I can say about <em>Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny </em>is that it doesn&#8217;t take away from where the character eventually winds up. Indy already has the ending he deserves.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5ALA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4bed7c4-35fc-4fc4-ae16-011472e29fb1_800x580.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5ALA!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4bed7c4-35fc-4fc4-ae16-011472e29fb1_800x580.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!5ALA!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4bed7c4-35fc-4fc4-ae16-011472e29fb1_800x580.jpeg 848w, 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x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">George Hall as a 93-year-old Indiana Jones will always be the true end of the timeline for me.</figcaption></figure></div><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.foreignperspectives.net/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Foreign Perspectives with Oliver Jia is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Revisiting "The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles"]]></title><description><![CDATA[George Lucas' forgotten Indiana Jones show is a beautiful piece of 1990s television that adds to Indy's character and serves as an effective tool for learning history.]]></description><link>https://www.foreignperspectives.net/p/revisiting-the-young-indiana-jones</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.foreignperspectives.net/p/revisiting-the-young-indiana-jones</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Oliver Jia]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 14 Jun 2023 00:14:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!pOAP!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0538e70c-912a-4f2b-918e-40b1e289b490_1440x929.jpeg" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!pOAP!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0538e70c-912a-4f2b-918e-40b1e289b490_1440x929.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!pOAP!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0538e70c-912a-4f2b-918e-40b1e289b490_1440x929.jpeg 424w, 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Lookin&#8217; good.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Just as with the <em>Star Wars </em>Expanded Universe, the <em>Indiana Jones </em>franchise has extensive media outside of the films. Since the 1981 release of <em>Raiders of the Lost Ark</em>, Lucasfilm has commissioned countless books, comics, and video games to extend the series&#8217; lore and characters, but most of it remains largely unknown to the general moviegoing public.</p><p>While <em>Star Wars </em>lends itself to a virtually infinite amount of stories due to its huge universe which can go beyond the Skywalkers, there is far less to work with when it comes to <em>Indiana Jones </em>apart from its titular protagonist. Many are under the impression that only Harrison Ford can play Indiana Jones and that the franchise is unable to continue without him. </p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.foreignperspectives.net/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">Foreign Perspectives with Oliver Jia is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div><p>But what if the solution to this was not forwards, but backwards? That&#8217;s exactly what George Lucas&#8217; 1992 television series <em>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles </em>intended to do in exploring the childhood, adolescence, and early adulthood of Indy before he became the famous globetrotting archeologist we all know and love.</p><p>With the series now dusted off and and on Disney+ for a new audience to discover, it&#8217;s time to give this overlooked gem of a show the deep-dive it deserves.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mi91!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4c531fa-472c-401b-8417-21e0ae8ff9d5_1000x1500.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" 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src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mi91!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd4c531fa-472c-401b-8417-21e0ae8ff9d5_1000x1500.jpeg" width="1000" height="1500" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/d4c531fa-472c-401b-8417-21e0ae8ff9d5_1000x1500.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:1500,&quot;width&quot;:1000,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" 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stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">I miss when effort actually went into film and television posters.</figcaption></figure></div><h1>Back to the Past</h1><p>As viewers will remember, <em>Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade </em>opened with a flashback sequence of a 13-year-old Indy played by the late River Phoenix taking the Cross of Coronado from robbers in Utah. We learned where his hat and whip came from, as well as the origins of other aspects later seen in the character. Following the release of the film<em> </em>in 1989, George Lucas and Steven Spielberg tossed around ideas for a fourth. But as that project languished in development hell, Lucas decided that television would be a better medium for more stories and once again returned to his concept of a younger Indiana Jones.</p><p>While the show would flesh out Indy&#8217;s character, Lucas aimed for it to also be an educational program that could teach young people about 20th-century history. The format consisted of each episode featuring an elderly Indiana Jones in his 90s telling stories to his children, grandchildren, or even total strangers. The show would then flash back to the past and feature Indy either as a child aged 8 to 10 or as a teenager and young adult aged 16 to 21 before returning to the present with the character at 93 years old.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BN0V!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4f06482c-fe03-4917-af84-136aab52f2f1_2048x2048.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BN0V!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4f06482c-fe03-4917-af84-136aab52f2f1_2048x2048.jpeg 424w, 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https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BN0V!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4f06482c-fe03-4917-af84-136aab52f2f1_2048x2048.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BN0V!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4f06482c-fe03-4917-af84-136aab52f2f1_2048x2048.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!BN0V!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4f06482c-fe03-4917-af84-136aab52f2f1_2048x2048.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Indiana Jones need not only be played by Harrison Ford.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Indiana Jones here is a Forrest Gump-like character who appears to meet virtually every major figure of the 20th century from Pablo Picasso to Ernest Hemingway, as well as Sigmund Freud, Carl Jung, and Alfred Adler all in the same room at the same time. This led to many guest appearances by famous actors such as Max von Sydow and Tom Courtenay, while even big names like Catherine Zeta-Jones, Ian McDiarmid, and Daniel Craig lent their talents to the show.</p><p>While some of Indy&#8217;s encounters with these figures truly stretch the realm of plausibility even within the context of the show&#8217;s fictional universe, the results are still highly entertaining and one can&#8217;t help but marvel at George Lucas&#8217; sheer passion for history. Each episode has its own director, including some veteran ones like Nicolas Roeg and Terry Jones, but Lucas&#8217; fingerprints are extremely apparent. It&#8217;s clearly a show that could only have been made by him, and he would even cite it as an important learning experience for creating the <em>Star Wars </em>Special Editions and <em>The Phantom Menace</em>.</p><p>The three actors who play Indiana Jones all bring something unique and different to the role. Corey Carrier took on the youngest incarnation of Indy, having already been an established child actor. While Carrier was a few years older than the character&#8217;s actual age in the show, he does an admirable job of capturing both Indy&#8217;s passion for adventure, youthful ignorance, and tendency for reckless actions. If we compare him to how Jake Lloyd portrayed a nine-year-old Anakin Skywalker in <em>The Phantom Menace</em>, I find Carrier to be far more convincing in doing Indiana Jones at roughly the same stage in life. His episodes are often considered to be the weaker ones of the show, but there is still plenty to enjoy.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mir6!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b5f29-15d2-4c5c-aa86-73dac2693131_996x964.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mir6!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b5f29-15d2-4c5c-aa86-73dac2693131_996x964.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mir6!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b5f29-15d2-4c5c-aa86-73dac2693131_996x964.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mir6!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b5f29-15d2-4c5c-aa86-73dac2693131_996x964.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mir6!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b5f29-15d2-4c5c-aa86-73dac2693131_996x964.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mir6!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b5f29-15d2-4c5c-aa86-73dac2693131_996x964.png" width="996" height="964" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/4b9b5f29-15d2-4c5c-aa86-73dac2693131_996x964.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:964,&quot;width&quot;:996,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mir6!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b5f29-15d2-4c5c-aa86-73dac2693131_996x964.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mir6!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b5f29-15d2-4c5c-aa86-73dac2693131_996x964.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mir6!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b5f29-15d2-4c5c-aa86-73dac2693131_996x964.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!mir6!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F4b9b5f29-15d2-4c5c-aa86-73dac2693131_996x964.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">A rare photo of Sean Patrick Flanery, George Lucas, and Corey Carrier together at once.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Sean Patrick Flanery, on the other hand, is definitely the highlight of <em>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles</em>. Carrying on the bulk of the series, Flanery has the difficult task of convincing audiences that he&#8217;s playing a teenage and young adult version of Harrison Ford&#8217;s iconic character. It would be an intimidating role for anyone, but he knocks it out of the park. We get to see a satisfying character arc of Indy going from a normal high school student to a brutalized veteran of World War I, and it&#8217;s all thanks to the genuine charisma Flanery brings to the role. In addition to the brown fedora being a natural fit, he smoothly handles the increasingly complex action scenes the show required as it went on. If there was ever to be a new Indiana Jones film or television show, I&#8217;m confident that the now 57-year-old Flanery with his maintained physique and long career of action roles would be able to take over from Ford.</p><p>Capping things off, we have George Hall as the 93-year-old version of Indiana Jones who provides the bookends for nearly every episode of the show. Hall&#8217;s turn as Indy is slightly controversial among fans, as some believe that this elderly portrayal strays too far from the character&#8217;s roots. Personally, I like to believe that Indy did go on to have a quiet life in retirement with children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren. I don&#8217;t buy the idea that Hall is playing an unrealistic version of Indy in his nonagenarian years because with everything the character has been through, it&#8217;s perfectly reasonable to expect an old man who&#8217;s a little stubborn, but still full of wisdom to pass on to a new generation.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Cc95!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3491e50e-81fe-4ee3-9439-6c152bd7273b_683x490.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Cc95!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3491e50e-81fe-4ee3-9439-6c152bd7273b_683x490.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Cc95!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3491e50e-81fe-4ee3-9439-6c152bd7273b_683x490.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Cc95!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3491e50e-81fe-4ee3-9439-6c152bd7273b_683x490.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Cc95!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3491e50e-81fe-4ee3-9439-6c152bd7273b_683x490.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Cc95!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3491e50e-81fe-4ee3-9439-6c152bd7273b_683x490.jpeg" width="683" height="490" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/3491e50e-81fe-4ee3-9439-6c152bd7273b_683x490.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:490,&quot;width&quot;:683,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Cc95!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3491e50e-81fe-4ee3-9439-6c152bd7273b_683x490.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Cc95!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3491e50e-81fe-4ee3-9439-6c152bd7273b_683x490.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Cc95!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3491e50e-81fe-4ee3-9439-6c152bd7273b_683x490.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Cc95!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3491e50e-81fe-4ee3-9439-6c152bd7273b_683x490.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">George Lucas with George Hall. It&#8217;s never revealed how Indy lost his eye, but it occurred sometime between 1957 and 1992.</figcaption></figure></div><p>The rest of the main cast proves to be just as memorable and well-performed. Lloyd Owen does a phenomenal job as Indy&#8217;s dad Henry Jones Sr. with his mimicry of Sean Connery&#8217;s accent. The chemistry between him and Corey Carrier works beautifully, but Owen&#8217;s scenes with Sean Patrick Flannery are especially impressive considering that both actors are the same age. We&#8217;re also introduced to Indy&#8217;s mother Anna played by Ruth de Sosa and tutor Helen Seymour played by Margaret Tyzack, both key maternal figures who would shape the kind of man he would become. As hinted in <em>The Last Crusade</em>, we see that Anna Jones was largely what kept Indy and his father on decent terms, but her death created a major wedge between them.</p><p>Helen Seymour, on the other hand, is an original character. We first see her as a strict tutor who takes great lengths to educate Indy despite their initial dislike for each other. But as the series progresses, their relationship evolves into one of mutual respect and affection. Seeing both Carrier and Flanery interact with her is one of the great joys of the series, and all of it provides vital character development for Indy. Through his parents and tutor, we get a sense of what shaped his desire to see the world and strive to become a learned scholar.</p><h1>Adventure of a Lifetime</h1><p>The show chronologically begins in 1908 with Henry Jones Sr. being invited to go on a two-year trip of the world to lecture at various universities and educational institutions. Accompanied by his mother and tutor, it&#8217;s the chance of a lifetime for the eight-year-old Indiana Jones to learn the languages, cultures, and histories of various countries along the way. From meeting T.E. Lawrence in the Egyptian desert to bonding with Leo Tolstoy in the Russian countryside, Indy goes through highs and lows that prove to be pivotal experiences for the young boy. This is the portion of the series focused on Corey Carrier, which as previously stated, some believe to be its weakest part. While I agree that Sean Patrick Flanery&#8217;s episodes are generally more interesting, I still never felt that I was wasting my time in watching the stories featuring Indy as a child. </p><p>In &#8220;Vienna, November 1908,&#8221; Indy falls in love with the daughter of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. It&#8217;s a relationship that&#8217;s ultimately doomed to fail, but a memory he carries for the rest of his life and the start of his romantic adventures with many women. In &#8220;British East Africa, September 1909,&#8221; we see him learning how to shoot a gun for the first time with Theodore Roosevelt and later convincing the former U.S. president to value the sanctity of endangered animal life. But for me, the best episode of this era is the television movie <em>Travels with Father</em>. Indy and Henry Jones Sr. are forced to be together on a trip in Greece while his mother and tutor are away. It&#8217;s one of the few opportunities for both to bond with one another, and a rare moment of fatherly love Henry shows toward his son before their eventual estrangement.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!0Kpk!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3b27d508-aab6-4e39-a6f1-c036e0b8a027_450x338.webp" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!0Kpk!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F3b27d508-aab6-4e39-a6f1-c036e0b8a027_450x338.webp 424w, 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By 1916, Indy has a steady high school sweetheart and deals with the typical troubles of boys his age, but a trip to Mexico during spring break vacation will change his life forever. After being kidnapped by Pancho Villa&#8217;s men, he meets and befriends a Belgian named Remy Baudoin. The two briefly take part in Villa&#8217;s revolution, but become disillusioned when they realize it isn&#8217;t their fight. Remy chooses to return to his country to fight the Germans in World War I, and Indy resolves to go with him despite the U.S. having yet to enter the conflict.</p><p>The next three years are a pivotal learning experience for Indy. WWI makes up the majority of <em>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles</em>, and it&#8217;s where the series truly becomes a masterful piece of television. Indy takes part in some of the most brutal moments of the war like the Battle of the Somme and Battle of Verdun, while also experiencing being a prisoner of war and seeing further action on the African front. George Lucas&#8217; affinity for history is apparent with the appearances of key figures like Charles de Gaulle and the Red Baron, while the show pulls no stops in depicting the brutality of the fighting with its high production values.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!V7Fa!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc87486aa-a1ea-43f8-a2d7-9a4a78bcb1f3_1536x1049.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!V7Fa!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc87486aa-a1ea-43f8-a2d7-9a4a78bcb1f3_1536x1049.jpeg 424w, 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Indy lies about his age when applying to join the Belgian Army and uses the alias Henri Defense, but the recruitment office takes him anyways due to a shortage of men. </p><p>In &#8220;Somme, Early August 1916&#8221; and &#8220;Germany, Mid-August 1916,&#8221; Indy bears witness to the sheer brutality of trench warfare. One particularly <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ3wgD_zB5w">chilling scene</a> depicts a fellow soldier begging Indy to give him his mask when the Germans engage in a mustard gas attack, only to die before his eyes. In the episode &#8220;Verdun, September 1916,&#8221; Indy becomes a mail courier dispatching messages to the front via motorcycle, but is faced with a dilemma when one written order would send the French and Belgians into a total slaughter by the Germans. </p><p>The following episode &#8220;Paris, October 1916,&#8221; however, takes things in a different direction with the 17-year-old Indy beginning his first sexual relationship with none another than Mata Hari while on leave in Paris. He learns the realities of adult romance the hard way as the exotic dancer has many lovers and is also under suspicion for being a German spy. After parting with her, Indy is transferred to Africa where some of the show&#8217;s best action set pieces are seen in the television movie <em>The Phantom Train of Doom</em>. </p><p>Here, Indy is forced to work with a gang of elderly soldiers who impart on the young lieutenant the importance of intelligent strategy over brute force while on a dangerous mission to blow up a German train. The lessons continue when Indy leads a group of Congolese soldiers in &#8220;German East Africa, December 1916&#8221; and learns about compassion for the enemy from Albert Schweitzer in the follow-up &#8220;Congo, January 1917.&#8221;</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!f0HO!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2e29601b-28eb-46c0-954a-c15af1a03c26_1013x768.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!f0HO!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2e29601b-28eb-46c0-954a-c15af1a03c26_1013x768.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!f0HO!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2e29601b-28eb-46c0-954a-c15af1a03c26_1013x768.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!f0HO!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2e29601b-28eb-46c0-954a-c15af1a03c26_1013x768.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!f0HO!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2e29601b-28eb-46c0-954a-c15af1a03c26_1013x768.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!f0HO!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2e29601b-28eb-46c0-954a-c15af1a03c26_1013x768.jpeg" width="1013" height="768" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/2e29601b-28eb-46c0-954a-c15af1a03c26_1013x768.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:768,&quot;width&quot;:1013,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!f0HO!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2e29601b-28eb-46c0-954a-c15af1a03c26_1013x768.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!f0HO!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2e29601b-28eb-46c0-954a-c15af1a03c26_1013x768.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!f0HO!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2e29601b-28eb-46c0-954a-c15af1a03c26_1013x768.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!f0HO!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F2e29601b-28eb-46c0-954a-c15af1a03c26_1013x768.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">In <em>The Phantom Train of Doom</em>, Indy learns to not judge the elderly soldiers on appearances alone. Yoda would be proud.</figcaption></figure></div><p>The war years continue for Indiana Jones, but his performance on the front impresses his superiors. Instead of working as a combat soldier, Indy is now a spy tasked with covert intelligence missions. James Bond was always one of the main inspirations for the franchise, and George Lucas is able to bring the character close to those roots with these episodes. </p><p>By amusing coincidence, Daniel Craig even guest stars as the German officer antagonist of the television movie <em>Daredevils of the Desert</em>, a thrilling <em>Lawrence of Arabia</em>-influenced epic that features exciting calvary scenes and some hilarious romantic chemistry between Indy and a beautiful spy played by Catherine Zeta Jones. Yeah, you definitely have to see this one to believe it.</p><p>This era also leans into the show&#8217;s strangest moments. &#8220;Prague, August 1917&#8221; sees Indy being tasked with receiving a very important phone call from an informant at a specific time at a specific place, but the entire episode is one long comedic romp where nothing goes right for him. From vital documents being blown out the window to being forced to confront the absurdities of bureaucracy, Indy experiences a Kafkaesque nightmare until he meets, well, Franz Kafka. </p><p>In &#8220;Transylvania, January 1918,&#8221; Indy investigates the disappearance of disappeared spies in Romania, only to come face to face with a literal vampire who can raise dead soldiers from the grave. This episode is notable because it&#8217;s the only one to introduce supernatural elements while the rest of the show keeps things largely grounded. The <em>Indiana Jones</em> franchise is obviously no stranger to these concepts, but it admittedly feels somewhat out of place amid a series that typically strives for realism.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!LZSA!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbe6c1979-1038-4c39-a5aa-80f06176617f_1280x768.webp" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!LZSA!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbe6c1979-1038-4c39-a5aa-80f06176617f_1280x768.webp 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!LZSA!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbe6c1979-1038-4c39-a5aa-80f06176617f_1280x768.webp 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!LZSA!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbe6c1979-1038-4c39-a5aa-80f06176617f_1280x768.webp 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!LZSA!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbe6c1979-1038-4c39-a5aa-80f06176617f_1280x768.webp 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!LZSA!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbe6c1979-1038-4c39-a5aa-80f06176617f_1280x768.webp" width="1280" height="768" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/be6c1979-1038-4c39-a5aa-80f06176617f_1280x768.webp&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:768,&quot;width&quot;:1280,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!LZSA!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbe6c1979-1038-4c39-a5aa-80f06176617f_1280x768.webp 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!LZSA!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbe6c1979-1038-4c39-a5aa-80f06176617f_1280x768.webp 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!LZSA!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbe6c1979-1038-4c39-a5aa-80f06176617f_1280x768.webp 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!LZSA!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbe6c1979-1038-4c39-a5aa-80f06176617f_1280x768.webp 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">After coming face-to-face with a vampire, one can only wonder how Indy stays so skeptical of the supernatural by the time of the films. But that likely speaks to his stubbornness and constant attempts to rationalize the irrational.</figcaption></figure></div><p>The last era of <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>sees WWI coming to an end and Indy needing to decide what direction to take his life in. A highlight here is the television movie <em>Treasure of the Peacock&#8217;s Eye </em>which is the closest the show gets to be a globe-trotting adventure like the films. Remember that <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTAuvVzZgFU">large diamond</a> which appeared in the beginning of <em>Temple of Doom? </em>This episode explores the origins of where that treasure comes from and the long history behind it. It begins with Remy and Indy finding a map off a dying soldier in the last hours of WWI, which leads to a series of clues that hints at the diamond&#8217;s final location. Yet while Remy is hungry for treasure, Indy gradually realizes that he cares more about archeology and the preservation of history.</p><p>Upon returning home, Indy and his father finally come to blows. Despite having not seen each other for years, Henry Jones Sr. appears to show little interest in what his son experienced during the war and continues to act as if nothing ever happened. This eventually culminates in a heated and heartbreaking <a href="https://twitter.com/OliverJia1014/status/1539297724360556544?s=20">fight</a>, with Indy claiming that his father never cared about him or his mother. Henry would later apologize and express his relief that his son returned home safely. But Indy&#8217;s decision to study archeology at the University of Chicago instead of going to Princeton at his father&#8217;s urging once again drives a wedge between both men. As Indy would later state in <em>The Last Crusade</em>, neither would say much to each other over the next 20 years. A few other episodes bring the series to a rather anti-climatic close afterward, but the emotional highs really make this point feel like the real end.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!qkDV!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9026ca0c-fbb6-4408-9253-49f495cf0c42_560x423.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!qkDV!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F9026ca0c-fbb6-4408-9253-49f495cf0c42_560x423.jpeg 424w, 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As a middle school student, I remember borrowing the DVDs from my local library and being utterly captivated by the WWI episodes of the series in particular. While I was too young to understand every nuance, it was the first time I learned about the war in any great detail and it even helped me ace a few exam questions when I took American history courses in high school. </p><p>Lucas clearly strove for realism with the uniforms, weapons, vehicles, and battlefield set pieces, while the proceedings are carried by Sean Patrick Flanery&#8217;s incredible performance. <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>shows great appreciation and nuance for other countries and their people, whether it&#8217;s in the rural countryside of Italy or a remote island off the coast of Papua New Guinea. It never attempts to assert any kind of cultural superiority, and that&#8217;s a big reason why the series has aged so well over 30 years later. I certainly learned many new things upon rewatching and became aware of many important historical figures I previously had no knowledge of. If you have even a passing interest in history, this series will only be all the more rewarding.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aY3c!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc3b7b878-f5a9-47ea-ba78-5833763367f3_1200x628.webp" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aY3c!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc3b7b878-f5a9-47ea-ba78-5833763367f3_1200x628.webp 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aY3c!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc3b7b878-f5a9-47ea-ba78-5833763367f3_1200x628.webp 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aY3c!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc3b7b878-f5a9-47ea-ba78-5833763367f3_1200x628.webp 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aY3c!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc3b7b878-f5a9-47ea-ba78-5833763367f3_1200x628.webp 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aY3c!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc3b7b878-f5a9-47ea-ba78-5833763367f3_1200x628.webp" width="1200" height="628" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/c3b7b878-f5a9-47ea-ba78-5833763367f3_1200x628.webp&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:628,&quot;width&quot;:1200,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aY3c!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc3b7b878-f5a9-47ea-ba78-5833763367f3_1200x628.webp 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aY3c!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc3b7b878-f5a9-47ea-ba78-5833763367f3_1200x628.webp 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aY3c!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc3b7b878-f5a9-47ea-ba78-5833763367f3_1200x628.webp 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!aY3c!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc3b7b878-f5a9-47ea-ba78-5833763367f3_1200x628.webp 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">He pulls the fedora off well.</figcaption></figure></div><p><em>Young Indiana Jones </em>taking place before the films naturally means that it has all the tradeoffs of being a prequel. We know that none of the girls Indy hooks up with will ever truly be the one for him, and having the knowledge of where he&#8217;ll eventually be decades later means that it&#8217;s obvious he&#8217;s going to survive all the dangerous scenarios. On the other hand, seeing that Indiana Jones was a WWI veteran puts the films in a new light, illustrating where his combat experience and courageous spirit came from. We also get to see how Indy learned to be somewhat of a playboy with women both with short flings and serious relationships, which also makes his cynicism toward romance as an older adult more understandable. With <em>Young Indiana Jones</em>, it&#8217;s not the outcomes that are most important, but <em>how </em>Indy got there which matters.</p><h1>Sparing No Expense</h1><p>Each episode of <em>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles </em>cost roughly $1 million to make. A paltry sum in 2023 to be sure, but such a budget made it<em> </em>one of the most expensive television shows of its day long before something like <em>The Mandalorian </em>became a viable model in the modern age of streaming. The high production values are extremely apparent with each episode being filmed on location. When Indiana Jones and his family visit China, everything is actually shot in China. When we see shots of the African savannah, it&#8217;s the result of the film crew having spent weeks scouting for the right locations. </p><p>The various battlefield scenes required extensive sets and props, with a ton of practical effects used to generate the explosions. The series being shot on 16 mm film helped to lower the costs, but <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>was also a pioneer for being an early adopter of digital effects. George Lucas would employ similar tactics for <em>The Phantom Menace</em>, to the point of even reusing many of the same crew members.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Aqwe!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F126bba24-47ec-4f54-bbd4-2cecd7444c81_1366x768.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Aqwe!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F126bba24-47ec-4f54-bbd4-2cecd7444c81_1366x768.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Aqwe!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F126bba24-47ec-4f54-bbd4-2cecd7444c81_1366x768.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Aqwe!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F126bba24-47ec-4f54-bbd4-2cecd7444c81_1366x768.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Aqwe!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F126bba24-47ec-4f54-bbd4-2cecd7444c81_1366x768.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Aqwe!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F126bba24-47ec-4f54-bbd4-2cecd7444c81_1366x768.jpeg" width="1366" height="768" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/126bba24-47ec-4f54-bbd4-2cecd7444c81_1366x768.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:768,&quot;width&quot;:1366,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Aqwe!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F126bba24-47ec-4f54-bbd4-2cecd7444c81_1366x768.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Aqwe!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F126bba24-47ec-4f54-bbd4-2cecd7444c81_1366x768.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Aqwe!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F126bba24-47ec-4f54-bbd4-2cecd7444c81_1366x768.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Aqwe!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F126bba24-47ec-4f54-bbd4-2cecd7444c81_1366x768.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption"><em>The Young Indiana Jones</em> <em>Chronicles</em>&#8217; lavish production values are only further enhanced by some truly entertaining guest celebrity appearances from Daniel Craig to Catherine Zeta-Jones. Some <em>Star Wars </em>actors even appear in the show, though I won&#8217;t spoil who.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Sound-wise, the music of <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>is just as richly crafted as its cinematic big brother. While the John Williams Raiders March theme isn&#8217;t used, the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSV0S9fEHZs">new main theme</a> composed by Laurence Rosenthal pays tribute to it with similar melodic language. Rosenthal and co-composer Joel McNeely strove to ensure that each episode&#8217;s score reflected the eclectic cultures and environments Indiana Jones would find himself in. Both additionally weaved in existing classical music themes to create a soundscape appropriate for what one would hear in the early 20th century. </p><p>As an example, Rosenthal&#8217;s <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jqsPaI-FuQ">score</a> for &#8220;Barcelona, 1917&#8221; contains numerous references to the Ballets Russes of Rimsky-Korsakoff&#8217;s <em>Scheherazade</em> due to the episode&#8217;s main plot structuring around Indy disguising himself as a dancer of that production while on a mission. It also features other homages to the ballets of Tchaikovsky and Stravinsky, in addition to Spanish <em>corrida </em>tangos reflective of the Barcelona setting. It&#8217;s the kind of intelligently composed score we rarely see in film or television these days, but just another aspect of why <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>was so special. The scores to select episodes were collected across four CD soundtrack releases. While that still only covers a small portion of the entire show, what&#8217;s included is excellent stuff regardless. </p><p><em>Young Indiana Jones </em>as a whole spawned a wide amount of extra media, which perhaps isn&#8217;t too surprising given George Lucas&#8217; strong emphasis on merchandising. Like <em>Star Wars</em>, there was no shortage of memorabilia such as T-shirts, posters, and a <a href="https://indianajones.fandom.com/wiki/The_Young_Indiana_Jones_Chronicles_(trading_cards)">trading card game</a>, while even more unorthodox items like Dixie Cups and Hallmark birthday cards were sold to the public. A long-defunct <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20070711044724/http://www.ihatesnakes.com/young.html">fan site</a> catalogued some of these rare treasures, but there&#8217;s little information available on them. Like most media franchises in the 1990s, <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>also received the video game treatment with predictably awful results.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!vXLB!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc594dbc0-7e71-4d2e-818f-889b4bef3e05_320x224.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!vXLB!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc594dbc0-7e71-4d2e-818f-889b4bef3e05_320x224.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!vXLB!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc594dbc0-7e71-4d2e-818f-889b4bef3e05_320x224.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!vXLB!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc594dbc0-7e71-4d2e-818f-889b4bef3e05_320x224.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!vXLB!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc594dbc0-7e71-4d2e-818f-889b4bef3e05_320x224.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!vXLB!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc594dbc0-7e71-4d2e-818f-889b4bef3e05_320x224.png" width="320" height="224" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/c594dbc0-7e71-4d2e-818f-889b4bef3e05_320x224.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:224,&quot;width&quot;:320,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!vXLB!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc594dbc0-7e71-4d2e-818f-889b4bef3e05_320x224.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!vXLB!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc594dbc0-7e71-4d2e-818f-889b4bef3e05_320x224.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!vXLB!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc594dbc0-7e71-4d2e-818f-889b4bef3e05_320x224.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!vXLB!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fc594dbc0-7e71-4d2e-818f-889b4bef3e05_320x224.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption"><em>Instruments of Chaos starring</em> <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>for Sega Mega Drive aka the tenth circle of Hell.</figcaption></figure></div><p><em>Instruments of Chaos starring</em> <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>was a <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPMuJwPz5MQ">truly dreadful</a> Sega Mega Drive game with punishing difficulty and unresponsive controls, making it a contender for one of the worst titles of the system&#8217;s library. Ironically, the video game adaptation released for NES two years early in 1992 fares <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PbfbAs2lZw">far better</a> and is actually quite playable. While no masterpiece, it&#8217;s probably the best <em>Indiana Jones </em>game for the system and does a decent job being an engaging platformer with a variety of weapons and items at the player&#8217;s disposal. A game for IBM computers was planned, but ultimately didn&#8217;t come to fruition. The designer who was supposed to produce the title has a rather humorous story on his <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20060112122454/http://www.goodspear.com/Games/GameList/SSI_and_Lucasfilm.htm">blog</a> of not recognizing Sean Patrick Flanery when he stopped by the office.</p><p>A short-lived <a href="http://www.theraider.net/information/literature/comicsy.php">comic book series</a> adapted select episodes from the show, which featured a few differences from the original teleplays. The United Kingdom even had a spin-off comic strip series, though this did not last long either. Random House and Fantail Books additionally published <a href="http://www.theraider.net/information/literature/young.php">novelizations</a> aimed at younger readers in the U.S. and U.K., respectively. They provide some extra details such as Indy&#8217;s inner thoughts, but are mostly superficial when compared to the show. </p><p>A completely different series of original <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>novels began releasing even before the show aired, and they take place in between the Corey Carrier and Sean Patrick Flanery episodes. These 16 books are largely forgotten by <em>Indiana Jones</em> fans today, but like the television series, they aim to both educate audiences about history and expand the lore of the franchise. There&#8217;s even one where Indy and Miss Seymour find themselves aboard the <a href="https://twitter.com/OliverJia1014/status/1576803147606958080?s=20">Titanic</a> after having lunch with Sherlock Holmes author Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Is there anything in the 20th century this kid <em>didn&#8217;t </em>experience?</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_NHk!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98b7d70b-99d5-423c-ae3a-34389ce3f90e_1613x1080.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_NHk!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98b7d70b-99d5-423c-ae3a-34389ce3f90e_1613x1080.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_NHk!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98b7d70b-99d5-423c-ae3a-34389ce3f90e_1613x1080.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_NHk!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98b7d70b-99d5-423c-ae3a-34389ce3f90e_1613x1080.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_NHk!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98b7d70b-99d5-423c-ae3a-34389ce3f90e_1613x1080.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_NHk!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98b7d70b-99d5-423c-ae3a-34389ce3f90e_1613x1080.jpeg" width="1456" height="975" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/98b7d70b-99d5-423c-ae3a-34389ce3f90e_1613x1080.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:975,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_NHk!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98b7d70b-99d5-423c-ae3a-34389ce3f90e_1613x1080.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_NHk!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98b7d70b-99d5-423c-ae3a-34389ce3f90e_1613x1080.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_NHk!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98b7d70b-99d5-423c-ae3a-34389ce3f90e_1613x1080.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!_NHk!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F98b7d70b-99d5-423c-ae3a-34389ce3f90e_1613x1080.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption"><em>The Mata Hari Affair </em>by James Luceno is the only <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>book that was aimed at adult audiences. It&#8217;ll always be a shame that no further novelizations were ever released.</figcaption></figure></div><p>The most notable book from this period is <em><a href="https://twitter.com/OliverJia1014/status/1563209897839190021?s=20">The Mata Hari Affair</a></em>, the only novel aimed at adult audiences. Author James Luceno, whom <em>Star Wars </em>fans will know for his excellent EU books like <em>Labyrinth of Evil </em>and <em>Darth Plagueis</em>, incorporates the same degree of high detail and knowledge of canon with <em>Indiana Jones</em>. Adapted from the Verdun and Paris episodes, it&#8217;s obvious that Luceno both watched the show and did extensive research on WWI. He doesn&#8217;t hold back on depicting the sexual moments between Indy and Mata Hari, while the latter character actually ends up being more sympathetic now that her perspective is also shown. The book also reminds us that despite everything Indy has been through until this point, he&#8217;s still a scared teenager learning his place in the world. Publisher Ballantine intended for <em>The Mata Hari Affair </em>to be the first of an entire series of <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>novels for adult audiences, but none were ever produced due to the show&#8217;s abrupt cancelation.</p><h1>Fading Into History</h1><p>This brings us to the obvious question. With so much care and attention put into <em>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles </em>in addition to its expansive amount of extra media, why did this show ultimately fail? The best answer is that it was simply too ambitious for its own good. George Lucas knew that the scope of the television series would be massive and treated production as if it was for one large film. Initial writing, filming abroad, and editing took over two years, which required a wide pool of talent. American television network ABC financially backed the project because of Lucas&#8217; name, but they faced difficulties in successfully advertising it.</p><p>While <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>undoubtedly had some of the best people in the industry working on it and high production values, Lucas&#8217; main goal was to create an educational series. Those hoping for a nonstop action-adventure romp like the film trilogy would likely be disappointed and ABC wasn&#8217;t sure how to get around this problem. Though the pilot television film <em>Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Jackal </em>garnered decent ratings, critics believed the history content was too heavy-handed. ABC cut the first season short after only six episodes, despite dozens of hours of completed material already being in the can.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!njEg!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feaddaa3e-af47-4fa6-95ce-c6501304fbfe_1233x800.webp" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!njEg!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Feaddaa3e-af47-4fa6-95ce-c6501304fbfe_1233x800.webp 424w, 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Harrison Ford shot his scenes for <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>in one day and kept his beard because he was filming <em>The Fugitive </em>at the same time.</figcaption></figure></div><p>The network attempted to boost ratings during season 2 by bringing Harrison Ford back for a two-hour special episode entitled <em>Young Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Blues </em>on March 13, 1993. While George Hall provided the opening and closing segments like usual in overseas airings, Ford played a middle-aged Indiana Jones in 1950 escaping pursuers in the snowy Wyoming mountains for the American broadcast. Yet this ploy didn&#8217;t succeed, and ABC canceled the show in the same year. Some remaining episodes were later edited together into four television films that aired on ABC&#8217;s Family Channel from 1994 to 1996, bringing <em>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles </em>to its official end.</p><p>George Lucas had far bigger plans for <em>Young Indiana Jones</em>, with dozens of unproduced scripts intending to explore events and locations referenced in the show, but not yet seen. More tragic is that characters like Ren&#233; Belloq and Abner Ravenwood were supposed to appear in these episodes, providing even more direct connections between the television show and the films. Could it have saved the series from being axed? Likely not, but Lucas himself admitted that he made <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>as a passion project and cared very little about the concerns of television networks.</p><h1>Re-edits and Contradictions</h1><p>Just as he did with the <em>Star Wars </em>Special Editions, Lucas returned to the editing chair with <em>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles </em>in 1999. Select episodes of <em>Chronicles </em>had previously been released on VHS and LaserDisc in various parts of the world, but this new edit aimed to rearrange the entire show into chronological order. This included every unaired episode, which ultimately resulted in 22 &#8220;films&#8221; rebranded with the rechristened name of <em>The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones. </em></p><p>With the original movie trilogy, Lucas initially intended to release a 25-volume VHS set entitled <em>The Complete Adventures of Indiana Jones</em>, but only 12 of the re-edited <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>films made the cut, all of which were Sean Patrick Flanery&#8217;s episodes. The missing chapters aired on ABC in 2001 under the new <em>Adventures </em>name, but it would take until 2007 and 2008 for the entire series to be released on DVD as a tie in to <em>Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull</em>.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xrzs!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F48bab5f9-b1b3-4193-97ca-4fe8ee66b910_600x471.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!xrzs!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F48bab5f9-b1b3-4193-97ca-4fe8ee66b910_600x471.jpeg 424w, 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x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption"><em>The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones </em>on DVD.</figcaption></figure></div><p>The differences between <em>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles </em>and <em>The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones </em>are numerous, with some being for the better and some being for the worse. The show being restructured into chronological order provides a more satisfying arc of character growth for Indy. <em>Chronicles </em>would constantly jump around the timeline, making him seem less mature in some episodes despite having been through harrowing events in other episodes that aired previously but took place later. Other minor changes such as some characters having their dialogue re-dubbed and a couple of scenes slightly altered are largely inconsequential. </p><p>While things are more coherent in <em>Adventures</em>, it&#8217;s very obvious when new footage is inserted. Corey Carrier will jarringly become older in the second half of the same film, only to go back to being younger in the next one. Even Sean Patrick Flanery can&#8217;t escape putting on a few years, while it&#8217;s abundantly clear when stand ins are used for actors who couldn&#8217;t return to play their parts. As an example, this <a href="https://youtu.be/doerGK_GRTQ?t=2465">bridging segment</a> for the first newly-edited chapter was actually filmed in Tunisia when George Lucas was doing <em>The Phantom Menace</em> and it isn&#8217;t fooling anyone.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!R4pJ!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fab812df1-64e6-45a7-84f8-de26240767d8_1000x798.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!R4pJ!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fab812df1-64e6-45a7-84f8-de26240767d8_1000x798.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!R4pJ!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fab812df1-64e6-45a7-84f8-de26240767d8_1000x798.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!R4pJ!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fab812df1-64e6-45a7-84f8-de26240767d8_1000x798.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!R4pJ!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fab812df1-64e6-45a7-84f8-de26240767d8_1000x798.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!R4pJ!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fab812df1-64e6-45a7-84f8-de26240767d8_1000x798.png" width="1000" height="798" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/ab812df1-64e6-45a7-84f8-de26240767d8_1000x798.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:798,&quot;width&quot;:1000,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!R4pJ!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fab812df1-64e6-45a7-84f8-de26240767d8_1000x798.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!R4pJ!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fab812df1-64e6-45a7-84f8-de26240767d8_1000x798.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!R4pJ!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fab812df1-64e6-45a7-84f8-de26240767d8_1000x798.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!R4pJ!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fab812df1-64e6-45a7-84f8-de26240767d8_1000x798.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">One of the &#8220;connectors&#8221; or bridging segments used to connect the re-edited episodes of <em>Young Indiana Jones</em>. Yeah, it&#8217;s bad.</figcaption></figure></div><p>While some of these films do pair episodes with one another nicely, such as <em>Trenches of Hell </em>and <em>Demons of Deception</em>, others are less successful and actually introduce continuity errors. <em>Passion for Life </em>combines &#8220;British East Africa, September 1909&#8221; and &#8220;Paris, September 1908.&#8221; As originally aired in <em>Chronicles</em>, the dates clearly show that the Africa episode takes place one year after the Paris episode, but the <em>Adventures </em>film places the Africa story <em>before </em>Paris and changes the date to September 1908. This doesn&#8217;t make sense, as the real Theodore Roosevelt made his <a href="https://guides.loc.gov/chronicling-america-theodore-roosevelt-expedition">expedition</a> to Africa in 1909 just as <em>Chronicles </em>originally depicted. The man behind <a href="https://holybeeofephesus.com/2017/10/21/its-not-the-years-its-the-mileage-an-indiana-jones-chronology-part-1-childhood/">this blog</a> has even more esoteric Indiana Jones knowledge than I do, and I don&#8217;t envy him having tried to come up with a coherent timeline for the franchise amid all the retcons.</p><h1>Is Old Indy Still Canon?</h1><p>The most obvious cut, however, is the absence of George Hall&#8217;s Old Indy bookends, and it&#8217;s indeed a big one. To this day, Indiana Jones fans hotly debate whether or not these segments still officially &#8220;count&#8221; as they were removed for the <em>Adventures </em>re-edit and are seemingly contradicted by <em>Kingdom of the Crystal Skull </em>(and possibly <em>Dial of Destiny</em>, but that&#8217;s a topic for another article once the film is out). Since these bookends were written and filmed long before the establishment of Indiana Jones marrying Marion Ravenwood and having Mutt Williams as a son, there&#8217;s certainly some inconsistencies that are hard to square.</p><p>For starters, Old Indy is shown to have an adult daughter named <a href="https://indianajones.fandom.com/wiki/Sophie">Sophie</a>. George Lucas initially wanted a daughter, not a son, to appear in <em>Crystal Skull</em>, but Steven Spielberg vetoed the idea since he felt it was too similar to his <em>Jurassic Park </em>sequel <em>The Lost World</em>. It isn&#8217;t clear if this would have been the same character, but Indy does mention having several children in these segments. With Marion being in her late 40&#8217;s by the end of <em>Crystal Skull</em> upon marrying Indy and past the age of natural childbearing (there would have been few real options for surrogacy with 1950s technology), the only way to explain this contradiction is if Indy either had children with another woman or more likely adopted them later in life.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SuKn!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6823c1f-34e7-4e91-bccc-aea2e8206521_940x788.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SuKn!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6823c1f-34e7-4e91-bccc-aea2e8206521_940x788.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SuKn!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6823c1f-34e7-4e91-bccc-aea2e8206521_940x788.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SuKn!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6823c1f-34e7-4e91-bccc-aea2e8206521_940x788.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SuKn!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6823c1f-34e7-4e91-bccc-aea2e8206521_940x788.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SuKn!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6823c1f-34e7-4e91-bccc-aea2e8206521_940x788.png" width="940" height="788" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/e6823c1f-34e7-4e91-bccc-aea2e8206521_940x788.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:788,&quot;width&quot;:940,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SuKn!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6823c1f-34e7-4e91-bccc-aea2e8206521_940x788.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SuKn!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6823c1f-34e7-4e91-bccc-aea2e8206521_940x788.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SuKn!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6823c1f-34e7-4e91-bccc-aea2e8206521_940x788.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!SuKn!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe6823c1f-34e7-4e91-bccc-aea2e8206521_940x788.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Indiana Jones&#8217; adult daughter Sophie. It isn&#8217;t clear who her mother is.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Despite this, there has never been any official indication of the Old Indy segments <em>not </em>being canon either. Leland Chee, the man responsible for managing both Star Wars and Indiana Jones canon, <a href="http://web.archive.org/web/20080602000546/http://forums.starwars.com/thread.jspa?threadID=261663&amp;start=15">stated in 2008</a> that he did not receive orders from Lucasfilm to treat the George Hall material as non-continuity. If we take this as true, it is likely a similar situation between the 2008<em> Clone Wars </em>animated series and the old Star Wars EU which often were in contradiction with each other, though the former always took priority. As another piece of evidence, even the <em>Adventures of Young Indiana Jones </em>re-edits feature the hands of an elderly Indiana Jones closing his diary at the end of each episode when the credits fade to black and white. So while it&#8217;s possible that not every aspect of the Old Indy segments is still canon, Indiana Jones living to old age probably still is. As of now, the <a href="https://indianajones.fandom.com/wiki/Indiana_Jones">wiki</a> still includes them as part of the character&#8217;s biography, though of course don&#8217;t view that as an official source.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!nodO!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F22927727-c8bd-4bb1-9b79-65248f7ff301_1086x296.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!nodO!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F22927727-c8bd-4bb1-9b79-65248f7ff301_1086x296.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!nodO!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F22927727-c8bd-4bb1-9b79-65248f7ff301_1086x296.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!nodO!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F22927727-c8bd-4bb1-9b79-65248f7ff301_1086x296.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!nodO!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F22927727-c8bd-4bb1-9b79-65248f7ff301_1086x296.png 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!nodO!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F22927727-c8bd-4bb1-9b79-65248f7ff301_1086x296.png" width="1086" height="296" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/22927727-c8bd-4bb1-9b79-65248f7ff301_1086x296.png&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:296,&quot;width&quot;:1086,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!nodO!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F22927727-c8bd-4bb1-9b79-65248f7ff301_1086x296.png 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!nodO!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F22927727-c8bd-4bb1-9b79-65248f7ff301_1086x296.png 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!nodO!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F22927727-c8bd-4bb1-9b79-65248f7ff301_1086x296.png 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!nodO!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F22927727-c8bd-4bb1-9b79-65248f7ff301_1086x296.png 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>If one must create a headcanon, my stance is to view <em>The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones </em>as how Indy&#8217;s experiences &#8220;actually&#8221; happened, while <em>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles</em> is Indy as an elderly man telling stories about his past to his relatives and children, biological or otherwise. As memory fades with old age, not every single detail is correct, but Dr. Jones still has a sharp mind and the overall gist is largely true. You can of course ignore the Old Indy segments entirely, but I like to imagine that after a lifetime of adventure, Indiana Jones was able to achieve the quiet life in retirement he deserved. A fan-made <a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaeMV8OeMJZz2zl7YpHTj1Q">YouTube channel</a> entitled &#8220;Young Indy Restored&#8221; uploaded every episode and incorporates the Old Indy bookends with the higher quality footage of the <em>Adventures </em>DVDs, making it the perfect option for those who wish to see the show in its original format.</p><h1>The Legacy of Young Indiana Jones</h1><p>Despite being a labor of love from George Lucas and a part of one of the most beloved film franchises of all time, time has given <em>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles </em>a decidedly mixed legacy. Even after its extensive history of re-edits for home video, most fans of the Indiana Jones movies aren&#8217;t even aware that this show exists. But then again, I don&#8217;t think most are aware that there&#8217;s media outside of the films to begin with.</p><p>While Lucasfilm and Disney make sure the public never forgets about Star Wars with a nonstop flow of new television shows, books, comics, and video games, Indiana Jones has been a dormant franchise until this year with the arrival of the fifth film. After the hype around <em>Kingdom of the Crystal Skull </em>died down in 2008, little notable media around the series came out apart from <a href="https://indianajones.fandom.com/wiki/Indiana_Jones_and_the_Army_of_the_Dead">one novel</a> and a couple of video games in 2009. Rob MacGregor, the author of several Indiana Jones novels, has stated that Lucasfilm essentially viewed his work as <a href="https://elrecovecodelgeek.blogspot.com/2019/09/entrevista-rob-macgregor-y-he-aqui.html">marketing items</a> and that their contents were never taken very seriously.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NgyF!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5862f87e-8313-4a77-bac0-95aad3592d0c_2806x3464.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NgyF!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5862f87e-8313-4a77-bac0-95aad3592d0c_2806x3464.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NgyF!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5862f87e-8313-4a77-bac0-95aad3592d0c_2806x3464.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NgyF!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5862f87e-8313-4a77-bac0-95aad3592d0c_2806x3464.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NgyF!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5862f87e-8313-4a77-bac0-95aad3592d0c_2806x3464.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!NgyF!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F5862f87e-8313-4a77-bac0-95aad3592d0c_2806x3464.jpeg" width="1456" height="1797" 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption"><em>Indiana Jones </em>had dozens of novels which expanded the lore of the franchise.</figcaption></figure></div><p>With that said, <em>Young Indiana Jones</em> is certainly canon. <em>Crystal Skull </em>features <a href="https://youtu.be/7T-Fhsrv5jE?t=149">one scene</a> where Indy tells Mutt that he rode with Pancho Villa and essentially summarizes the events of the Mexico episode. Coinciding with the release of the film was also a <a href="https://indianajones.fandom.com/wiki/The_Lost_Journal_of_Indiana_Jones#Behind_the_scenes">book</a> entitled <em>The Lost Journal of Indiana Jones</em> that made extensive references to the show, confirming that its events did indeed happen. It remains to be seen how <em>The Dial of Destiny</em> will address <em>Young Indiana Jones</em>, but the franchise under George Lucas certainly did not consider the series to be inconsequential or unimportant.</p><p>Reactions from the Indiana Jones fanbase, however, are more divided. While I&#8217;ve always been a huge advocate of <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>both as a longtime fan of the franchise and as a history buff, that won&#8217;t necessarily hold true for everyone. Common criticisms against the show are that it focuses too much on being &#8220;edutainment,&#8221; is too separate from the films, and that it strays too far from what the character should be. Even as a fan, I can acknowledge the series having dozens of directors can create a disjointed feel and uneven tone at times. It won&#8217;t appeal to everyone and coming in with the wrong expectations is sure to lead to disappointment. For this reason, it is perhaps not too unsurprising that <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>is not the famous beloved television classic that George Lucas intended it to be.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!K9ot!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd89716df-5b9f-48b0-b29c-557368a7aac5_3000x1947.webp" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!K9ot!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd89716df-5b9f-48b0-b29c-557368a7aac5_3000x1947.webp 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!K9ot!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd89716df-5b9f-48b0-b29c-557368a7aac5_3000x1947.webp 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!K9ot!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd89716df-5b9f-48b0-b29c-557368a7aac5_3000x1947.webp 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!K9ot!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd89716df-5b9f-48b0-b29c-557368a7aac5_3000x1947.webp 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!K9ot!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd89716df-5b9f-48b0-b29c-557368a7aac5_3000x1947.webp" width="1456" height="945" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/d89716df-5b9f-48b0-b29c-557368a7aac5_3000x1947.webp&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:945,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!K9ot!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd89716df-5b9f-48b0-b29c-557368a7aac5_3000x1947.webp 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!K9ot!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd89716df-5b9f-48b0-b29c-557368a7aac5_3000x1947.webp 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!K9ot!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd89716df-5b9f-48b0-b29c-557368a7aac5_3000x1947.webp 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!K9ot!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fd89716df-5b9f-48b0-b29c-557368a7aac5_3000x1947.webp 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">I dunno about you, but I think Sean Patrick Flanery would be able to do a middle-aged Indiana Jones today. He&#8217;s kept in shape and could still pull it off.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Another barrier to <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>in this day and age is its official availability. While the entire series is on DVD in <a href="https://indianajones.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_The_Adventures_of_Young_Indiana_Jones_DVD_additional_features">three</a> beautifully-crafted volumes with over a 100 documentaries covering each episode&#8217;s historical aspects, they remain exclusive to North America and were never released overseas. I live in Japan and despite <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>having seen pretty decent success here with a variety of translated media, the only official release in this part of the world is still on VHS/Laserdisc and it&#8217;s incomplete. In order to show this series to my girlfriend who only speaks Japanese, I had to track down the <a href="https://twitter.com/OliverJia1014/status/1588438189370671109">12 tapes</a> from the <em>Adventures </em>re-edit and get a VHS player, while a few other episodes from the <em>Chronicles </em>broadcast have been uploaded by <a href="https://www.youtube.com/@henridefense7975/videos">Japanese fans</a> online. I imagine that the situation in other countries where this show aired is even more dire, which is a real shame given the international appeal of Indiana Jones in the first place.</p><p>As a tie-in with <em>The Dial of Destiny</em>, Disney quietly made <em>The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones </em>available for <a href="https://comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/adventures-of-young-indiana-jones-chronicles-streaming-disney-plus-may-2023/#1">streaming</a> on Disney+ in May 2023, but only in the U.S. and with next to no advertising. The distribution rights to the <em>Indiana Jones</em> films and television series remain in Paramount&#8217;s hands, which severely limits where and how the franchise can be released. One can only imagine that the rights situation for <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>is very complicated and even using a VPN overseas provides no extra language options on the U.S. Disney+ stream. It was always my hope that the latest film would revive interest in the series, but the powers at be have seen to it that <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>will likely continue to languish in obscurity.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gjV5!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F730d926d-fdc5-483c-ae02-558b41b47795_2048x1218.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!gjV5!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F730d926d-fdc5-483c-ae02-558b41b47795_2048x1218.jpeg 424w, 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y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">The 12 VHS tapes for <em>The Adventures of Young Indiana Jones </em>released in Japan.</figcaption></figure></div><p>Prospects for the future of Indiana Jones as a whole do not look very positive either. I was <a href="https://twitter.com/OliverJia1014/status/1349041201098289153?s=20">always</a> skeptical of the concept for a fifth film and my worst fears have seemingly been confirmed by the <a href="https://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2023/05/20/indiana-jones-and-the-dial-of-destiny-is-reviewing-worse-than-fast-x-kingdom-of-the-crystal-skull-after-cannes-premiere/?sh=6678ec104458">negative early reviews</a> which came out last month after its Cannes premiere. <em>The Dial of Destiny </em>is one of the most expensive films ever made at $300 million dollars, and it will take a miracle for it to merely break even when it releases. <em>Indiana Jones</em> with Harrison Ford ending on such a critical, and likely commercial failure is not the conclusion that anyone wanted, which will only be further proof that Disney is out of touch with the legacy fans of these franchises.</p><p>Reports emerged last year that a new Indiana Jones <a href="https://heroichollywood.com/indiana-jones-disney-plus-series-focus-abner-ravenwood/">prequel television series</a> focusing on Abner Ravenwood was in development for Disney+. The history between Indy and his former mentor has always been hinted at in various stories, but never explored in full detail. This could have been the prime opportunity to continue where George Lucas left off with the original <em>Young Indiana Jones</em> series, but the most recent reports state that Disney chose to <a href="https://www.cbr.com/indiana-jones-series-canceled-lucasfilm-star-wars/">shelve plans</a> for the new show to focus exclusively on <em>Star Wars</em> content. When you consider this and the flop <em>Dial of Destiny </em>is likely to be, it&#8217;s hard not to write off <em>Indiana Jones </em>as a dead IP apart from the upcoming <a href="http://Like most media franchises in the 1990s, Young Indiana Jones also received the video game treatment with predictably awful results.">Bethesda video game.</a></p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!GQxJ!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F56d2a2f5-fed0-47d4-ad05-7f033e6b64b9_940x788.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!GQxJ!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F56d2a2f5-fed0-47d4-ad05-7f033e6b64b9_940x788.png 424w, 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x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption"><em>Raiders of the Lost Ark </em>and other media have hinted at Abner Ravenwood and Indiana Jones&#8217;s mentor-student relationship, but the full details remain unexplored.</figcaption></figure></div><p>But given Disney&#8217;s generally mediocre track record with <em>Star Wars</em> shows, perhaps it&#8217;s for the best that it quit with <em>Indiana Jones </em>before it even started. <em>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles </em>is the result of George Lucas&#8217; pure creative vision, and a continuation couldn&#8217;t work without his involvement. It exists because he had the drive to create an ambitious, international series that he wanted to come to fruition regardless of how commercially successful it would be. Such big-budget projects that exist purely for artistic reasons and not profitability are utter anathema to today&#8217;s world of film franchises. <em>Young Indiana Jones </em>could not have happened outside of the era it came out in.</p><p>While it will always be disappointing that <em>Young Indiana Jones</em> never reached its full storytelling potential, what we do have is to me among the finest hours of 1990s television ever produced. In gradually showing how Indiana Jones went from a curious young boy to a hardened WWI veteran to the cynical whip-cracking adventurer we see at the beginning of <em>Raiders of the Lost Ark</em>, <em>The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles </em>does what a good prequel should do in expanding and enhancing series lore. </p><p>Whether you decide to watch the series in its original <em>Chronicles </em>broadcast format with the ambiguously canon Old Indy segments, its chronologically streamlined home video re-edit via <em>Adventures</em>, or simply decide to pick and choose what episodes seem interesting, you won&#8217;t find anything like it anywhere else. Indiana Jones may be the best adventurer to hit the silver screen, but how he got there via the smaller screen is just as compelling.</p><div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!HEnD!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fba27421d-d237-4b5b-9974-db2e45e33dd1_1920x954.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div class="image2-inset"><picture><source type="image/webp" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!HEnD!,w_424,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fba27421d-d237-4b5b-9974-db2e45e33dd1_1920x954.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!HEnD!,w_848,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fba27421d-d237-4b5b-9974-db2e45e33dd1_1920x954.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!HEnD!,w_1272,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fba27421d-d237-4b5b-9974-db2e45e33dd1_1920x954.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!HEnD!,w_1456,c_limit,f_webp,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fba27421d-d237-4b5b-9974-db2e45e33dd1_1920x954.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw"><img src="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!HEnD!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fba27421d-d237-4b5b-9974-db2e45e33dd1_1920x954.jpeg" width="1456" height="723" data-attrs="{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/ba27421d-d237-4b5b-9974-db2e45e33dd1_1920x954.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:723,&quot;width&quot;:1456,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:null,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:null,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:null,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}" class="sizing-normal" alt="" srcset="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!HEnD!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fba27421d-d237-4b5b-9974-db2e45e33dd1_1920x954.jpeg 424w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!HEnD!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fba27421d-d237-4b5b-9974-db2e45e33dd1_1920x954.jpeg 848w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!HEnD!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fba27421d-d237-4b5b-9974-db2e45e33dd1_1920x954.jpeg 1272w, https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!HEnD!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fba27421d-d237-4b5b-9974-db2e45e33dd1_1920x954.jpeg 1456w" sizes="100vw" loading="lazy"></picture><div class="image-link-expand"><div class="pencraft pc-display-flex pc-gap-8 pc-reset"><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container restack-image"><svg role="img" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 20 20" fill="none" stroke-width="1.5" stroke="var(--color-fg-primary)" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"><g><title></title><path d="M2.53001 7.81595C3.49179 4.73911 6.43281 2.5 9.91173 2.5C13.1684 2.5 15.9537 4.46214 17.0852 7.23684L17.6179 8.67647M17.6179 8.67647L18.5002 4.26471M17.6179 8.67647L13.6473 6.91176M17.4995 12.1841C16.5378 15.2609 13.5967 17.5 10.1178 17.5C6.86118 17.5 4.07589 15.5379 2.94432 12.7632L2.41165 11.3235M2.41165 11.3235L1.5293 15.7353M2.41165 11.3235L6.38224 13.0882"></path></g></svg></button><button tabindex="0" type="button" class="pencraft pc-reset pencraft icon-container view-image"><svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" width="20" height="20" viewBox="0 0 24 24" fill="none" stroke="currentColor" stroke-width="2" stroke-linecap="round" stroke-linejoin="round" class="lucide lucide-maximize2 lucide-maximize-2"><polyline points="15 3 21 3 21 9"></polyline><polyline points="9 21 3 21 3 15"></polyline><line x1="21" x2="14" y1="3" y2="10"></line><line x1="3" x2="10" y1="21" y2="14"></line></svg></button></div></div></div></a><figcaption class="image-caption">Indiana Jones led soldiers into battle at age 17. 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